My Dear Car

Thank you my Dear Car.

You finished a milestone of 200,000miles(321,868KM approx). Congratulations!!!

You take me around the US (west to east & north to south) and Canada without getting tired.

You became bed when I am tired

You are my best friend and talked to me when I need someone

You gave me shoulder when I am sad.

You take me to interviews, meetings, fun places. I should say without you I might not be surviving in the US

You gave me a way to find my wife. Just want to let you, She loves you too.

You made my daughter to like you. She named you 'Small Car' and wants to travel with you all the time

You don’t know what is hate(breakdowns) even though I abused you so many times

I have to appreciate you for being part of life and my life journey. You well deserve a detailed cleaning.

Thank you my Dear Car.

What are you drinking tonight... A Beer?

Looking for a good reason to convince your wife to have a beer, just show this blog to her!!!

I am not surprised with the benefits. Every businessmen pays money to lobbyists to research in their favor. Unfortunately, no one has contacted me for this blog. You might have heard, 'Got Milk', 'An apple a day..', Eat Egg', 'Bread and butter',

Some say, Wine is the best, but No Offence, I feel it is French Paradox. Beer also should get the same acclamation as it has less percentage of alcohol and more water. next day you don’t feel headaches and hangovers

I believe anything in moderate intake helps your body to get what it wants. Especially when you are getting old. Try to have not more than 350ml of beer, I repeat only beer(with respect to quantity), in a day for your good health.

Here are some advantages of beer

Heart Health - may reduce the risk of heart disease, consistently the No. 1 cause of death (moderate consumption of alcohol, including beer)

Stroke - prevents the formation of blood clots that can block arteries in the heart, neck and brain,

Hypertension - One of the cause of Heart Attack, lowers risk of fatal and non-fatal heart attacks.

Diabetes - reduce their risk of coronary heart disease - protect men and women from developing Type 2 diabetes.  Increases insulin sensitivity and/or anti-inflammatory effects.

Cognitive Function - if you are senior citizen, lower risk of dementia

Bones - may play a role in preventing bone loss and rebuilding bone mass. More drinking can lead to fractures

Staying Alive & Feeling Healthier - Drinking gives happiness, happy people feel healthy. Healthy people live long

Consume With Caution: You should be 18+ and Don’t drink and Drive. Beer is not good for everyone. Consult your doctor before you start your habit. Same benefits or more can be  achieved with good diet and exercise.

CHEERS!!!

Gentlemen (lose) talk

Two Gentlemen sitting at a bar and having a loose talk. They belong to two generations, Old and New. New Generation is making fun out of Old Generation. This Old Generation gets mad and changes conversation topic

 

Old Generation: What kind of life you are looking for?

New Generation: AN AMERICAN SALARY, A BRITISH HOME, CHINESE FOOD, AN INDIAN WIFE

Old Generation: (Laughs at him loudly)

NewGen: What’s wrong in it?

OldGen: Still your thoughts are old.

NewGen: Why do you think so

OldGen: Let us take point by point. Please repeat one by one

NewGen: AN AMERICAN SALARY, What do you think

OldGen: My son, when I am looking for job there are 1 resume for 10 jobs. Getting and switching is easy. To keep the work force they paid a lot. Now there are 100 resumes for one job. Employers have more advantages and if they can’t find one, will outsource it to Infosys / Wipro on buy one get 2 free basis. You should be lucky to have job to pay your bills. Don’t even think about good salary.

NewGen: No Word to say

OldGen: What is your second wish?

NewGen: A BRITISH HOME

OldGen: In my days they have big houses and get work force all over the world. We use to have colonies all over the world. Now, colonies are here, divided by Pakistan and India. It is hard to find a decent size house around London now.

NewGen: (No blood on his face thinking this cannot go wrong) CHINESE FOOD

OldGen: Chinese food!! (A big laugh), what flavored Chinese you are talking about? Americanized or westernized or New York or SFO or Chicago or London or Paris. It never tastes the same. Which flavored Chinese?

NewGen: (So mad, orders a shot and scratches his head)

OldGen: (Takes a sip of drink) what is the other one

NewGen: (This time he is very confident, he can't lose this point, cleared his throat and says in high pitch) AN INDIAN WIFE

OleGen: I agree with you... but in what context you are saying, as beauty or companion

NewGen: (Got smile back in his face)For now, let us take beauty

OldGen: Ofcourse they are most beautiful. Elsewhere in the world we can say fair, average, medium beauty women. No doubt in it.  We should really say all Indian women are beautiful.

NewGen: true, I will only marry to Indian woman (proudly)

OldGen: Let me ask you one thing, what do they don’t eat before marriage and what do they eat after marriage?

NewGen: (surprisingly) What do you mean

OldGen: You know what I mean, why do they act like bloating balloon after marriage

NewGen: (no words to say and takes shot and leaves the place angrily)

 

Never under estimate experience, that too life experience ;-)