Gentlemen (lose) talk

Two Gentlemen sitting at a bar and having a loose talk. They belong to two generations, Old and New. New Generation is making fun out of Old Generation. This Old Generation gets mad and changes conversation topic

 

Old Generation: What kind of life you are looking for?

New Generation: AN AMERICAN SALARY, A BRITISH HOME, CHINESE FOOD, AN INDIAN WIFE

Old Generation: (Laughs at him loudly)

NewGen: What’s wrong in it?

OldGen: Still your thoughts are old.

NewGen: Why do you think so

OldGen: Let us take point by point. Please repeat one by one

NewGen: AN AMERICAN SALARY, What do you think

OldGen: My son, when I am looking for job there are 1 resume for 10 jobs. Getting and switching is easy. To keep the work force they paid a lot. Now there are 100 resumes for one job. Employers have more advantages and if they can’t find one, will outsource it to Infosys / Wipro on buy one get 2 free basis. You should be lucky to have job to pay your bills. Don’t even think about good salary.

NewGen: No Word to say

OldGen: What is your second wish?

NewGen: A BRITISH HOME

OldGen: In my days they have big houses and get work force all over the world. We use to have colonies all over the world. Now, colonies are here, divided by Pakistan and India. It is hard to find a decent size house around London now.

NewGen: (No blood on his face thinking this cannot go wrong) CHINESE FOOD

OldGen: Chinese food!! (A big laugh), what flavored Chinese you are talking about? Americanized or westernized or New York or SFO or Chicago or London or Paris. It never tastes the same. Which flavored Chinese?

NewGen: (So mad, orders a shot and scratches his head)

OldGen: (Takes a sip of drink) what is the other one

NewGen: (This time he is very confident, he can't lose this point, cleared his throat and says in high pitch) AN INDIAN WIFE

OleGen: I agree with you... but in what context you are saying, as beauty or companion

NewGen: (Got smile back in his face)For now, let us take beauty

OldGen: Ofcourse they are most beautiful. Elsewhere in the world we can say fair, average, medium beauty women. No doubt in it.  We should really say all Indian women are beautiful.

NewGen: true, I will only marry to Indian woman (proudly)

OldGen: Let me ask you one thing, what do they don’t eat before marriage and what do they eat after marriage?

NewGen: (surprisingly) What do you mean

OldGen: You know what I mean, why do they act like bloating balloon after marriage

NewGen: (no words to say and takes shot and leaves the place angrily)

 

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